So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
did you give yourself a pat on the back for this one?
You gave yourself a high five for sending this didn’t you. OMG so clever
This is your blog
that shit says “A safe place for Europeans/ American-Europeans/ Canadian-Europeans/ Australlian-Europeans/ ECT…to find joy and beauty in their race.”
White people need a safe space now?
Pale faces need a safe space? Was the entire globe not safe enough for you so you decided to make a blog with the same white people we all open magazines and see
with the same mayo wonder bread sandwiches we see on tv, in movies, on billboards, defining beauty everywhere we go,
But that wasn’t assuring enough for you so you made a blog because white people already don’t have enough
Tell me why your blog look like i google searched crackers?
Why your blog look like i google searched white bread?
You better shut your dumb ass the fuck up because I’m the last one for you to try to get smart on, okay?
illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
the best thing about marvel headcanon is the ability to retcon any character’s actions that you don’t like by claiming it was a skrull imposter
Then shut up and let God judge me.
On the set of Avengers 2, you hear a shouting in the distance. The cast pauses, wondering what’s going on, and why set security hasn’t stopped this disturbance. It’s only then that they see what’s happening; Anthony Mackie has arrived on set bellowing “CAPTAIN AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” as he runs past Chris Evans, completely nude, and steals the shield never to be seen again that day.